Oz 2018, part 2 – South to Tasmania via Sydney and Melbourne

As much as these two rain-deprived Californians enjoyed the constant cloudy wet weather that greeted us during our first week on the inaptly named Sunshine Coast, it was almost a relief to be back on the road again and heading south to different climes. Cescy and Richard joined us in their car for the first part of our journey, so they could show us the village of Iluka where they lived for ten years before deciding to retreat north again. The drive there, going down the two-lane A1 highway in heavy rain with 34 wheeler juggernaut trucks like small trains – locally known as “B-Doubles” – breathing down our necks, was fairly fraught, and we eventually lost sight of our companions, not catching them up again until we found them exercising the dog in a small park on the outskirts of Iluka. But by then the rain had stopped, the sun was peeking through the clouds, we easily found The Iluka Motel, and we were able to relax and enjoy this little settlement well off the beaten track.

Sedger’s Reef Hotel – posh dining Aussie style

Richard told me how they originally found the place when, many years ago, their sailboat developed engine troubles as they were working their way up the coast against the prevailing wind, and they were rescued by a passing local fisherman who towed them into the harbour for the price of a round of drinks. This, we are coming to realise, is fairly typical of the neighbourly attitude of the ordinary Aussies who are always ready to stop and have a friendly chat. For supper that evening, we ate one of the dozen or more variants of the good old fish and chip supper offered at the same bar, Sedger’s Reef Hotel, where that salvage bill had been settled, and my bro’-in-law assured us it had not changed much over the years; the raucous chat among the fishermen was still fairly unintelligible as the beer flowed freely and the customary odour of deep fried food floated through from the kitchen. The building itself that looks like it was once a warehouse or similar, had seen better days, but the atmosphere of bonhommie was thoroughly beguiling and the schooners (half a litre or about a pint) of Toohey’s New also went down pretty well!

Known for their sense of humour, this kookaburrah laughed so much he nearly fell off his perch!

This land is full of new and for us unusual birds, and we are constantly grabbing for camera and camcorder. One unfortunate consequence of this occasional frenetic activity was the loss of a very nice lightweight pair of sunglasses as we took our early evening stroll around the village, partly to see the house Cescy and Richard once lived in. When we realised they were missing, we immediately retraced our steps along the well manicured grass verges quite confident in their retrieval, but it was not to be. As we had seen hardly anybody else around, we had no reason to suspect a felonious local and can only assume that one of these exotic birds we had been photographing had jackdaw-like instincts for shiny objects lying on the ground – a “laughing” kookaburrah perhaps?

Celine meets Russell, a genuine “Aussie Hippie Surfing Dude”, taking time off from tree-trimming.

The next day we said our adieus to sister and bro’-in-law at the Main Beach, and as I walked across the finest sand ever to dip my toes into the incoming surf, Celine chatted up a “Genuine Aussie Hippie Surfing Dude” – his words – named Russell, an arboriculturalist by trade when not playing in the waves. Soon we found ourselves on the road heading south again towards the strangely named town of South West Rocks. We started back on the A1, which is undergoing major roadworks to bring it up to near-motorway standards. Much of the land it crosses is floodplain territory and the work involves trucking in enormous quantities of ballast to provide a stable base for the roadway, plus the construction of numerous bridges to cross the many waterways running down to the sea from the nearby Great Dividing Range (the many estuaries of these same waterways also make for a wonderfully diverse coastline.) As a consequence of all this work, the A1 is a mixture of country lane, diversions and part-finished dual carriageway; so in many ways it is much more interesting to drive along than the new fast open motorway it will probably be one day, though not for a good while yet it would seem! When we reached the old town of Grafton, historically the first river port on this part of the Australian coastline, we turned inland, and after a pit stop at biker-friendly Coutts Tavern in Coutts Crossing to satisfy the inner man and woman with a couple of rather sloppy Harry’s Pies, we headed towards the hills.

From then on, the drive was sublime. Lots of cattle farms slowly gave way to sub-tropical forest as the road twisted and turned up the hills; eventually, at its highest point we came to more open farmland and pine forest. Everywhere it seems, the ubiquitous Eucalyptus grows in one of its many variants. We crossed a bridge of rusting reinforced concrete beams across the pretty Nymboida River. At Dorrigo we stopped to look more closely at an enormous collection of soot-blackened steam engines and old rotting railway carriages waiting for the proposed Railway Museum to see the light of day; a collection like that would be the envy of many a steam train enthusiast! Coming back down towards sea-level again, we happened upon a small-holding where the owner had a small flock of sheep, and, joy of joys, a half dozen emus in a paddock beside the road – more photos for the album!

Arriving at South West Rocks in the later afternoon, we checked out three or four inns before settling on the very historic Heritage Guest House, right on the waterfront. The next morning, we took our breakfast outside on the verandah overlooking the neighbouring cafe, making us feel like Lord and Lady Muck keeping an eye on the hoi polloi below. We walked out to the headland enjoying the sweep of the ocean rolling up the beach, dodging the drizzle as we walked the strand chatting to locals walking their dogs, and examined the few remains of the many wrecks of ships that mistook the bay for a safe haven.

The strand at South West Rocks

As the drizzle turned into real rain, we drove a few kilometres to Arakoon National Park to visit Trial Bay Gaol, to learn about the harsh life of the convicts that were taken there to construct a long breakwater that would make the bay into a safe anchorage. Luckily for the beauty of the bay, the idea was a failure and little remains of the construction; however, the gaol itself is an interesting bit of Aussie history, made much more acceptable by the herd of kangaroos that now call it home, keeping the lawns trim, and, unlike the convicts, staying inside or outside the gates at night as they please.

Our first close encounter with kangaroos at Trial Bay Gaol.

Nelson Bay was our next two night stopover, where we woke up yet again to the sounds of birds chattering in the garden outside and breakfasted long and slow as we chatted with our hostess about local attractions and discussed the vagaries of welfare states and the problems with spoilt modern kids! This B & B was built on a steep slope with parking spaces atop a driveway that tested our SUV and challenged my driving skills as the acute angle meant I could hardly see over the bonnet.

Our first koala, the only one in Tiligerry Habitat!

Desperate to see our first koala, we went first of all to Tilligerry Habitat, a volunteer-run nature centre, where our guide, Sam, directed us to the tree where the one and only bear in town was resting, a female, he said, that was probably resting after an encounter with the dominant male that was no doubt somewhere close by. Multiple photos later, we finished our wander along the boardwalk, having searched unsuccessfully for the errant male but instead enjoyed the nature and the bay with the receding tide.

Lookouts with fine views were on order for the rest of the day and the first was Gan Gan Lookout on the way back into the town. We were able to drive up to the top and park next to the mobile phone antenna mast, a short walk around which gave us a good view of the estuary and the town below, but not much else. Tomaree Head Lookout on the other side of town was another matter altogether.

Another Australian exclusive, an echidna snuffling in the undergrowth for ants and other insects.

Parking the car at sea level, we commenced the 1.5 km hike to the top of the 161m high peak, and fairly soon we were greeted by snuffling sounds as an echidna shuffled into view. Looking somewhat like a cross between a porcupine and a hedgehog, this unusual creature is actually an anteater, and as we watched him (or her?) absolutely fascinated, it stuffed its beaked face deep into the piles of dead leaves and undergrowth beside the path and continued to snuffle up insects. The footpath was well constructed with a mix of rocky steps, steel staircases and platforms, taking us eventually to the remains of the WWll radar station right on the peak, the views from which were breathtaking. The headland guards the south side of the entrance to Nelson Bay and we had a full 360 degree panorama of the sea, the coast and the bay.

The golden sanded trio of Zenith, Wreck and Box Beaches, seen from Tomaree Head Lookout, Nelson Bay NSW.

Looking south we had the most beautiful view of our trip to date, the golden sands of the trio of fairly inaccessible Zenith, Wreck and Box beaches, and further away, Fingal Spit and Shark Island with Point Stephen Lighthouse thereon. It was quite breathtaking and well worth the fairly tough climb to get to the top. The end of the afternoon was not so special as, tempted by the view across the harbour, we chose a lousy restaurant for an early dinner of the most awful seafood spaghetti, that totally shattered our hopes of light Italian pasta with fresh-off-the-boat shellfish.

‘Roos love golf courses and make excellent lawn-mowers!

Luckily we still had ahead of us the pleasure of watching a large group of kangaroos as they congregated on the local golf course at dusk for their evening meal of tasty well-kept grass. We kept on watching until it was nearly too dark to see anything any more, and we retired happily to our digs.

The next morning we started our final drive into Sydney where we were going to stay with my eldest niece Nicola and her family; it is certainly a great way to travel around a continent as large as Oz, having family to visit in so many great places! It was a fairly short drive compared to the previous hops and we opted to follow the Pacific Highway for much of the way, making sure we avoided the many toll roads that we had been warned about on the approach to the city. However, our hosts of the previous evening had said we mustn’t miss the “spectacular” dunes along 30+ kilometres of the Worimi Regional Park coastline, and we duly turned east at the signpost for Stockton Beach, where we were faced with a sign advising us that one had to have a permit to drive on the beach. Interpreting this as being the limit we could take our admittedly fairly competent Nissan X-Trail, we parked and set off on foot towards the distant piles of windswept sand. Then we saw a very ordinary saloon driving towards us, the driver of which suggested that we go back and get our SUV as there was quite a long walk, “. . . though just be careful of the big dogs that are protecting their owner’s truck in the little parking space at the end”.

Typical fine, clean Aussie sand in the dunes at Worimi Regional Park.

Gladly we followed his advice, found the aforesaid vicious dogs to be really quite friendly, and tramped up the side of the hot sand dune till we could see the sea.

Fairly impressive but not really “spectacular”, we appreciated the excuse to exercise our lower limbs, and soon returned to the highway. We skirted around Newcastle which looked fairly industrial and eventually arrived at Nicola’s home in Middle Cove, an up-market waterfront suburb of Sydney.

My first swim in Australian waters – wonderful!

We have now learnt that what we have been doing is “relly-surfing”, taking advantage of the hospitality of your family connections, something that the locals seem to be quite familiar with. For starters we had a busy long-weekend exploring bits of Sydney and some of it’s outlying suburbs. Nicola took us on a hike in Ku-ring-gai Chase NP showing us some of the beautiful local scenery that makes Sydney such a desirable place to live; and there at last I was finally tempted in for a swim.

Looking towards Pittwater, part of the Hawkesbury River estuary, just north of Sydney

Pittwater and Avalon, nearby both of which my sister lived for several years when her family were young, were both very enviable, lots of sheltered sailing waters, little coves with boats on their moorings, and all within easy reach of Sydney’s “CBD” or central business district. We took a ferry to Manly which gave us great views of Sydney Harbour on the way. We enjoyed a Saturday morning visit to the produce market in the old railway sheds in the Burlington district, and a walk around much-gentrified Paddington where very small two-storey row houses, the main visual virtue of which was their very ornate cast iron balcony railings, sold for upwards of two million Aussie dollars.

Paddington, a district of Sydney, goes upmarket!

We strolled through the Botanical Gardens, wonderfully situated on the waterfront close by the famous Harbour Bridge, where we discovered the true character of kookaburrahs. As we drank our coffee on the cafe terrace, we watched one of these “sweet” birds suddenly dive down from a nearby signpost and grab a piece of cake out of the hand of a young lady as she was about to take a bite, and carry it off to share it with its mate waiting on the nearby lawn.

A couple of thieving kookaburrahs feeling well satisfied with themselves after eating homemade cake!

And of course, not wanting to miss out on Australian culture, we went to a performance of La Traviata in the Opera House. But best of all, it was a real joy getting such a warm welcome from Nicola and Robert, being fed so well and meeting all the family.

Lunch with some of the Sydney arm of the family at Henry Lee’s Cafe.

Our next relative that also made us feel very welcome was my nephew, Alistair, who along with his partner, Jo, and their two children, had moved to Margate in Tasmania about eighteen months previously. To get there we opted to follow the coast to Melbourne, making overnight stops at Bateman’s Bay, Pambala Beach and the strangely named Lakes Entrance. We used AirBnB for all three places and were more than satisfied with all of them, especially as they all provided rooms within the family home, the original concept of AirBnB before it became the glorified holiday-letting agency it is now. Booking wasn’t always plain sailing with poor internet connections, and a stop for lunch at Bodalla Cheese Factory one day provided us with very good wi-fi  when we were having difficulties with clarifying a couple of reservations.

Typical of the scenery south of Sydney

The countryside was mostly rolling hills and open farmland with lots of happy-looking cattle chewing the cud in green pastures. Lakes Entrance was probably the least attractive of the three towns but the flower-filled garden in which we ate our breakfast more than made up for the character the town lacked. And just a few miles further on we arrived at Paynesville where we took the chain-ferry across the narrows to Raymond Island, having learnt that there were a few koalas there. We followed the “Koala Trail” carefully scrutinising every gum tree until we found ourselves in a bit of scrubby parkland where suddenly it seemed that every other tree had one of the cuddly bears taking a late morning nap. What a koala bonanza to enjoy just before we arrived in Melbourne!

Mother koala and a not-so-little baby koala, resting in the fork of a eucalyptus tree. What a wonderful sight on Raymond Island.

Before getting the overnight ferry to ‘Tassie’, we decided to use our Air Miles to give us a couple of comfortable nights downtown – or “CBD” in local parlance – staying at the Mercure Melbourne Treasury Gardens Hotel. Melbourne is a very elegant city being an eclectic mix of late Edwardian architecture and ultra-modern skyscrapers.

Melbourne, a beautiful eclectic mix of old and modern architecture

It is a beautiful city, and, indeed, it does have a lot of fine buildings. We spent our time there well, starting with a quick visit to the very enlightening Immigration Museum where amongst other things, we learnt about the ever-changing immigration policies, and interestingly, how the Chinese immigrants had yo-yo’d between being very welcome and despised for taking jobs from white Australians! The Opal Museum turned out to be not much more than a sales outlet for Australia’s favourite gemstone so we quickly moved on, taking advantage of the ‘free CBD tram zone’ to ride the No.35 around the perimeter of the downtown area and out to  Harbour City, a complex of very modern apartments, hotels and offices by the waterside.

Harbour City, Melbourne

We had a light lunch of good old fish’n’chips, sitting on bolted down chairs as we watched the seagulls and the large power boats moored nearby, all of which reflected no doubt on the clientele frequenting the neighborhood.

“City-beaching” on Federation Square

It was damned hot, so we took the soft option of the tram back along Flinders St, and then spent a contented hour or so “city-beaching” on Federation Square, that is relaxing in deck chairs in the contemporary urban surroundings and watching city life go by. As the sun went down, we took a walk into China Town looking for a particularly nice-looking cafe we’d spotted the previous evening called “Ca de Vin” in a small alley off Bourke St, only to find it was incredibly popular and fully booked. So we ended up slumming it at “Ajisen Ramen” where we ate bowls of kimchi and pork ramen soup. There are lots of Asians in Melbourne so it was no surprise that the restaurants in China Town were so busy!

“Cook’s Cottage”, brought over from Yorkshire, England,  by Sir Russell Grimwade in 1934, as a set of numbered bricks packed into barrels!

As the ferry didn’t leave until 10pm, we had a second day to enjoy the culture of Victoria’s state capital. Fitzroy Gardens, across the road from our hotel, is the final resting place of the Yorkshire cottage that Captain Cook spent his youth, and thus Cook’s Cottage was our first stop of the day. Amazing to think someone thought it worthwhile dismantling the cottage brick by brick and transporting it half way around the world, but the end result is very good and does look quite authentic, even down to the vegetable garden. But as always, art galleries were our objective for the day, starting with the Ian Potter Centre – part of the National Gallery of Victoria (NGV) – where we were happy to find some excellent aboriginal art, as well as an eclectic collection of art, both old and modern, from Europe and Australia.

Yep, this is modern art – well, all except the old codger sitting on the loo!

The other main part of the NGV is inside the impressive stone edifice across the river on St Kilda Road. My goodness, what an extraordinary collection of modern art and art projects that building contains, some of which was totally outrageous; as we both agreed afterwards, it was probably the most original art collection either of us has ever seen.

Buddah and friends, resting in the entrance hall of the National Gallery of Victoria.

 

 

 

But like all cities, Melbourne was too busy for me and I also tend to agree with the person who said something along the lines “Sydney has the most beautiful location that is spoiled by a poorly designed city, and Melbourne is a very fine city built on the most uncompromising site imaginable”! So it was a relief when we got back into our car, drove down to the beach at St Kilda, and watched the kite surfers playing the wind and waves in the early evening as we enjoyed our beef sandwiches and waited to spend a wave rocked night aboard the “Spirit of Tasmania”.

And so to Tasmania, aah . . . beautiful Tassie, an island so different from it’s mother country ten hours sea-time away to the north, that it would seem to be on a different planet. In the early morning sunshine, we drove south across the centre of the island through wonderful countryside, very green hills and farmland with sheep and cows grazing everywhere.

Launceston, a historic town in northern Tasmania.

We made a couple of stops on the way, at Launceston, to take the chairlift and stretch our legs on the Gorge Walk, and then later on at the charming old heritage village of Ross, where we grabbed coffee and scrumptious cream-filled eclairs, and picked up one or two gifts at the old Post Office.

Ross Post Office

In so many ways the island immediately reminded me of New Zealand, a feeling echoed by a couple from those enchanted isles that we met one day as we visited Eagle Hawk Nest, the narrow isthmus that connects the infamous penal colony of Port Arthur to the main island.

With savage beasts such as this guarding the causeway, convicts rarely escape.d

The man’s opening remark as we regarded the statue of one of the “ugly and savage” dogs that once guarded the isthmus was “This must be one of the most awful things the Brits ever did”, referring of course to the transportation of so-called convicts, some of whom were guilty of such petty crimes as stealing a loaf of bread. But having established we both had the same UK heritage, the encounter became more friendly, and when I told him of my past, selling Hamilton Jets to Canadians, he most effusively declared me to be “an honorary Kiwi”.

Re-enactors leaving us wondering if maybe it was the warders who went mad, not the convicts!

The history of Tasmania closely follows the rest of Australia regarding attitudes to both convicts and the original inhabitants. However, Port Arthur was certainly among the most severe penal colonies and the settlers’ attitude towards the aborigines was also simply appalling. Surely the worst incident was the so-called “Black Line”, which attempted to drive every single native Tasmanian onto the Tasman Peninsular – where Port Arthur is situated – shooting any who attempted to escape and keeping the main part of the island as a completely white-only community!

Still, if one can blank out the horrendous past history of the island and concentrate on the here and now, it is a truly beautiful place and it was very tempting to immediately start searching for a house – our regular weakness when travelling! We were also very lucky in having such a comfortable place to stay, and in such a wonderful location. Margate is a small town about 20km outside Hobart, and Alistair’s home is in a quiet valley about 6km inland from the town centre. They have a spacious house sitting on about five acres of land which they are slowly making productive. Alistair is a commercial saturation diver but between contracts he and Jo work towards their long-term dream of one day achieving that age-old ideal of self-sufficiency, as their two children, Jessica and Archer, enjoy the freedom of an idyllic life in the countryside.

Snug Falls, at the end of the dry season.

Our first foray the next morning was a wonderful hike down to Snug Falls and back, before exploring further along Channel Highway, winding along  the coast  as far as Nine Pins Point, at which stage we realised we had better retrace our steps to get home in time for dinner with the family. One week in such idyllic surroundings was really never going to be long enough.

Downtown Hobart, a small friendly state capital that would be easy to live in.

 

 

 

As well as our ongoing discovery of Australia’s convict past, we took a trip into Hobart, a very liveable small city, and visited Tasmania’s other main tourist venue, the Museum of New and Old Art (MONA) housed underground in an old stone quarry. The main collection there is  The Museum of Everything, an eclectic private collection of what is best described as “primitive art”, now donated to the state. Though definitely not the efforts of the Great Masters, the works on view are indeed quite eye-opening and thought-provoking; for instance, a mechanical working model of a cow’s digestive system, and a long wall full of plaster moulds of vaginas, are not things one comes across in the average art museum!

Nature frozen in time! Sometimes the most enjoyable art is found where it is least expected.

Another day we took the ferry from Kettering to Bruny Island, a 50plus kilometre long archipelago that shields Tasmania’s south-eastern coastline from Hobart southwards against the wild weather from Antarctica. The ferry lands on North Bruny and we immediately headed south along a mix of tarmac and gravel towards Cape Bruny Lighthouse, stopping on the way to climb the 250 steps up to Big Hummock Lookout halfway along the Neck, the narrow isthmus between the north and south portions of Bruny. There we also read a very moving memorial to Truganini, an aboriginal lady who was the last surviving member of the Nuenone tribe who had been raped multiple times by white settlers, and whose family had also suffered terribly at the hands of the white immigrants. Once on South Bruny, we paused briefly at Captain Cook’s landing place on the cove of Adventure Bay and ate fish and salad at the little cafe nearby, run by the local cruise company who operate boat tours along the coast.

The rusting remains of a boiler that once powered a log mill, deep in the forest that is now the Mangate Forest Reserve.

Still hoping to get to the lighthouse before the end of the afternoon, we took a short cut along Coolangatta Road, a “4WD-only” trail across the centre of Mt Margan Forest Reserve, where we came upon the remains of an old steam-driven timber mill. Nature had done what it always will do eventually when man moves out of the way, and taken back control of the forest. All the same there was a simple footpath for us to follow, with a few faded information boards telling us about the tough life these early lumbermen led in the early 1900s, as well as one or two rusting artifacts such as an old scotch boiler and the steam-driven winch they used to haul the logs up out of the valley. Moving quickly on, we eventually arrived at the lighthouse just in time to take the last tour to the top where we had great views of the coastline all around and were regaled with tales of lighthouse keepers of the past.

Beautiful coastline of Bruny Island

Realising that the day was passing quickly, we opted to drive the 66km to Dennes Point at the far north end of North Bruny, and then make a quick U-turn to get back for the 6pm ferry. Alas, after a fun rally-style drive, we arrived at the terminal to see the ferry pulling away and we settled down for an hour-long wait for the last ferry of the day. For our entertainment, a local guy was wading in the water off the rocky beach, picking up large stones covered in oysters which he smashed and fed to himself and his little daughter. Another local, along with his son, was jigging for squid to use as bait on his next fishing trip. Having last eaten around midday, we were also rather glad of the tasty loaf we had bought earlier at Bruny Island Cheese and Beer Company, and munched on it to keep the wolf from the door till we could find an open eatery back on the “mainland”.

Picnic with the Tasmanian branch of the family

Our final full day on Tasmania was a Saturday and with everyone at home we went out for a family picnic at the Huon Valley and a stroll along the Tahune Air-Walk.

Tahune Forest Air Walk

 

 

 

 

 

 

This well engineered construction takes you among the tree-tops of a handsome pine forest, which includes a few remaining examples of the huge Huon pines that were so valuable to the “tree-getters” (=lumbermen) of yesteryear and are enormous, almost as impressive as our Californian sequoia trees. The walkway ends up cantilered outwards, high above the Huon River, where a few logs still remain caught along the riverbanks, having failed to reach their destination at some lumber-mill far downstream.

Log jam on the Tahune River

On Sunday morning, we sadly had to say farewell to our lovely hosts and set off on our drive to Devonport to catch the overnight ferry back to Melbourne. It was a damp grey rain-sodden day, the island seemingly also saddened by our departure; however, it did give us one last delightful surprise. We opted to take a more westerly route on the way back across the island, and after a couple of hours of driving up into the hills through some fairly wild rugged countryside, we had stopped for lunch and a warm-up in front of the blazing log fire at The Great Lake Hotel, a couple of kilometres outside the small village of Miena. Suitably revived we drove on, and as we started to descend from that stark plateau country, we came across a sign directing us to “Liffey Falls, 6km”.

Your intrepid travelling duo enjoying Tasmania’s parting gift, the Liffey Falls in full spate

With plenty of time on our hands, this seemed like a good way to pass the rest of the afternoon and so we set off along the dirt road which wound down around the edge of a steep-sided drop to the valley in the forest far below, slightly to Celine’s occasional concern as she was on the outside of the extremely narrow track. From the car park at the end of this precipitous descent, we had the most beautiful walk further down the hillside through a wonderland of enormous ferns among the giant trees of a thick sub-tropical forest, with the sound of falling water getting louder with every step, until we finally got to the upper shallow cascade, and then a bit further on we arrived at the falls proper. Suddenly we were thankful for that day’s non-stop rain, as the swollen River Liffey was in full spate, making the falls extremely impressive.

Our surprise gift fully appreciated, we drove the final miles through farmland with contented black Angus beef cattle munching the fresh green grass everywhere, eventually joining the queue for our return voyage on “Spirit of Tasmania. Nine hours later, after a slightly choppy crossing which half way through the night caused the skipper to slow down from his usual 28knots, we arrived back on the Australian mainland a couple of hours after sunrise, and thus the second stage of our Aussie adventure was over. Now all we had to do was a leisurely drive 1800+ kilometres across country back to my big sister on the Sunshine Coast.

Unmentioned above, but these fine craft, hand-built in the Wooden Boat Centre on the banks of the Huon River delighted your scribe, and Frank’s Cider House across the road was pretty good as well!

 

Oz 2018, part 1 – Our 2018 tour down-under begins here

A new adventure begins as this enormous silver bird carries us across the ocean towards the Land of Oz. Never flown Qantas before and, after the first hour or so, I can’t say I am over-impressed. The entertainment system is not very friendly, and the seats are as cramped as any we’ve ever been squashed into. I’ve managed to create a music playlist and now have no idea how to control it; it’s on ‘shuffle’, so I guess I’ll just let it carry on till dinner arrives; the smell of food is making us both hungry . . .

Eleven hours later, and I’m sorry to say that my opinion of Qantas, at least on this flight, has only improved slightly – we found that the movie selection was pretty good, and the food, though crassly served, was quite edible – even tasty! Celine experimented with Dramamil and slept surprisingly well, while I dozed on and off; perhaps I should get onto the drugs myself on the way home.

“So what is the idea of going to Australia?” you may well be asking if you have been following our travels over the previous twelve months. The call of family is the main draw plus our ongoing curiosity. No nest hunting intended here, though who knows . . . !!

Enjoying our first day on the beach with Cescy and Richard and Suzi the puppy.

My sister, Cescy, with her husband, Richard, and their young family, arrived in Australia about fifty years ago, taking the Ten Pound Sterling offer that attracted so many migrants to the country in the fifties and sixties. They started out living near Sydney and over the years, while their family grew larger and older, and eventually moved out from the happy homestead, they have slowly migrated northwards, finally arriving in Bli Bli on the Sunshine Coast north of Brisbane, our starting point for this “Tour Down-Under”.

A typical Sunshine Coast beach, not bad eh? (apart from the encroaching high-rises!)

Celine has never been to “the world’s largest island”, and I only paid a fleeting visit when I took my own young family there as part of a business trip to New Zealand about twenty-five years ago, staying with Cescy and Richard who were then living near Mooloolabah. I gather that the region has changed a lot since then, with development all over the place, so any past memories are probably pretty irrelevant; Cescy tells me that even the totally crazy Ettamogah Pub, where the boys and I enjoyed beers and something pretty tasty off the “barbi”, has lost much of its outrageous Aussie appeal. Oh well, time changes everything, and not always for the best it seems.

As a Canadian, I tend to think of Australia as a rather brash, slightly less capitalistic version of America. After two weeks in New Zealand, a country where people seemed very relaxed and slightly old-fashioned in their ways, its comparison with Australia was similar to that between my adopted homeland in Niagara-on-the-Lake and everything American just across the border. After five years living rather too close to Los Angeles and witnessing the hedonistic lifestyle of many of the wealthier residents of Southern California, I am hoping that my assumptions about Oz are misplaced. I guess we’ll find out in the next few days as we get ourselves acclimatised and prepare for our road trip.

Happy to see my big sister again.

It is now Sunday afternoon, and we are preparing for a big family party with two of my nephews, David, who is also my godson, and Giles, coming round with their families. Cescy and Richard’s house has a large shaded patio where, Mediterranean style, we will all be sitting round a long wooden table, this one being made from three planks of eucalyptus, many different species of which make up more than 70% of the trees in the country.

Refreshing cane-juice based passion fruit, pineapple and lemon slushies were on sale at the sunday market in Dilillibah.

This morning we walked to the local Fishermans Road Sunday market in Dilillibah, a rather pleasant two-plus kilometre stroll in the morning cool. We had fun chatting to the locals who were selling everything from bric-a-brac to freshly squeezed fruit-juice slushies, bought a few essential groceries, and then started the walk home. By then the sun was high in a nearly cloudless sky, the temperature had risen to the low thirties, and even the dog decided the walk home was not going to be anywhere near as enjoyable as the stroll there. We are just south of the Tropic of Capricorn here, so six or seven weeks ago the sun was right overhead at midday, and today’s heat is hardly a surprise; but it still takes it out of you when you experience it after such a long time in slightly more temperate climes.

A sculpture on a roundabout in Bli Bli, celebrating the cutters who harvested sugar cane, the main crop of the area for many years in the past.

Yesterday, as we determinedly ignored the effects of jetlag and losing Thursday the fifteenth of February altogether, we strolled along the local beach at the mouth of the Maroochydore River, where “unrestrained dogs” are allowed to run free. Six-month old Suzi certainly has no self-restraint and had great fun meeting other local canines; meanwhile, the sight and sound of the storm-tossed waves pounding against the shore with its wild green backdrop of reeds and small trees, totally reinvigorated Celine and me.

Celine being re-invigorated on the local Maroochydore beach

That ‘yesterday’ was in fact three days ago, as it is now Wednesday and it is a whole week since we left home, if you ignore the day we lost on the way over here. We have toured a bit further in the last couple of days, first going on a glorious drive through the countryside inland from Bli Bli, to the sub-tropical rain forest of Kondalilla State Park. There Celine had her first snake encounter, narrowly avoiding stepping onto a black snake, probably an Eastern Small-eyed, that was basking on the footpath in a small patch of sunlight that filtered through the thick forest ceiling; it shot away into the undergrowth as Celine yelped while doing a neat pirouette that brought all of us to a sudden halt. Other local fauna was happier to see us!

A large* lizard happy to pose on the footpath (*about 45cm from head to tail).

We walked down the steep path among the grass trees and the stag horn ferns, to the pool at the bottom of the small upper falls, but decided that another hundred metres descent, followed by the climb all the way back up to the car park was a bit more than any of us wanted to do on such a hot sweaty day.

Grass trees, with eucalypts in the background.

So, once back at the car, we continued our drive along a ridge road among the rolling green hills, stopped off at a cafe in Montville with beautiful views towards the coast, and then cheekily turned into the driveway of C & R’s old house in the woods above Mooloolah, rekindling memories of my family’s stay there all those years ago.

Well decorated ginger latte coffee from Elixiba.

Then – the real – yesterday, Celine and I drove down the coast, stopping in Maroochydore for groceries at Woolworths – no relation of the Woolworths of my English childhood – and a couple of tasty ginger latte coffees at a very green-minded cafe called Elixiba. Further on we arrived at Point Cartwright where my boys had their first taste of surfing as young Canadians in their early teens; the recent stormy weather was still kicking up the waves and we had a healthy, blustery walk along the steeply shelving beach of clean golden sand, till we got to the steps and footpath up to the lighthouse on the point. Two kookaburras very obligingly posed on the top of a sign beside the path to have their photos taken, as some less photogenic brush turkeys scrabbled around in the undergrowth.

These two kookaburras were happy posers.

We had some specific shopping to do and found the what we wanted in BigW, a KMart style store in Kawana Shopping World, where we also chanced upon Jamaica Blue, a local restaurant chain named after the eponymous coffee from said island’s Blue Mountains. Their salads were delicious and fortified us well to as we continued our drive to Caloundra; there, in spite of the cool damp breeze, we enjoyed the spectacular antics of the kitesurfers braving the wild winds and waves across the bar at the mouth of the shallow estuary, our only fellow spectator being a young woman with a very oversized backside sporting a very undersized bikini, not a pleasant sight at all!

Great kite-surfing in Caloundra.

It seems that seaside Australia is much like coastal Southern California in having persons of all shapes and sizes, of whom many more than we had expected are overweight .

So, one week gone and our acclimatisation process is proceeding well. Today we woke up to the beating of heavy rain on the indigenous, “colourised,” corrugated tin roof and, as I looked out of the patio window, I could see the water being blown horizontally off the roof of the garden shed. This was a delightful sight to a couple of drought-worn Californians and, apparently, quite a surprise even to the locals. A few more days and we start our travels proper as we drive south into New South Wales on our way to Sydney. So, as the saying goes, “Watch this space . . .!!”

Mense horribilis!! Or “I wish I had backed up my photos earlier!!”

Three weeks ago, just before Celine and I went off for a nine-day trip to Utah’s National Parks I decided it was about time I backed up our travelling photo library HDD, one of my main sources of inspiration when writing my travel blogs. My goodness me, can you imagine what I felt as each photo file therein declared itself corrupted and unreadable??!!

First thought . . . use the Apple file mending software – useless. Then take the drive to a couple of local electronics stores; the first one which advertises itself as an Apple Specialist, couldn’t help as they didn’t even have an Apple computer with the latest OS, and the second declared the drive to be so seriously damaged it was in need of the services of a “specialised clean laboratory”.

So my fifteen years or so of digital photography is now in the hands of Kroll OnTrak.com and I am holding my breath as I wait to find out if they are able to recover enough to warrant the four figure cost of their services. A few prayers might be useful too, though somehow my years of agnosticism may mean they’ll go unanswered. Still everything’s worth trying!!

A much “kneeded” diversion!

 

My wife, Celine, and I love to travel, we love to visit new places, we love to wander through strange streets, and meander our way around new towns and villages. In fact we just enjoy going for walks together.

Unfortunately, walking requires healthy legs, healthy legs need good knee joints, and when the knee joints start to creak, all those enjoyable excursions start to lose some of their sparkle. The six months we recently spent investigating Mediterranean Europe, were full of long days of walking and wandering, we saw many wonderful places, strolled through beautiful countryside, meandered through a hundred ancient villages and strode down numerous elegant city streets. However, towards the end of our journey, my love of walking, strolling and meandering began to take second place to the relief of sitting comfortably in some pavement café, partaking of another favourite pastime, drinking coffee, eating patisseries, and people-watching at our leisure. Yes, my knees had finally reached the end of their useful life and the time had come for their replacement.

The decision to go for bilateral total knee replacement surgery had actually been made more than a year earlier, but with our plans for Europe already well advanced, I had decided to put those knees to the final test, and get my money’s worth out of my parents gift. And get my money’s worth I most certainly did. So a couple of months after our return to California, my day to be laid out on the butcher’s slab finally arrived, and on June 1st I placed myself at the mercy of the competent hands of Dr Lee; and I chose the knock-out anaesthesia option, not having any wish to listen to a bunch of people discussing what they find as my knees were sliced open 4 inches above and below the knee cap.

Six hours later, I awoke to find myself being moved to my overnight room, and a couple of hours after that the first physio-terrorist – sorry –therapist – was getting me out of bed and walking me out into the hallway with the comfort of one of those wheeled walkers in front, and the PT ready to grab hold of a sturdy belt around my waist at the rear. Amazingly, I was walking painlessly on my new knees already!

Progress for the first couple of weeks continued apace, encouraged by a non-stop regimen of exercises, the regular application of heat pads and judicious minimal consumption of pain-killers, especially of the opiates which I really disliked and cut out of my diet as soon as possible. I had hoped that with all the free time I would have on my hands I would be able to write copiously, but I hadn’t bargained for the time that exercise regime would consume, the ongoing effect of many disturbed nights as my knees settled in, or didn’t, or for the discomfort of sitting at a desk. My goal then, and now six weeks later, was to persuade my new knees, and all the disturbed tissues around them, that being able to move from dead straight (00 angle of bend) to way past a right angle (as much as 1200), something about which they all conspired to be as awkward as possible. I’m getting there, but the rate of progress has slowed considerably from the euphoria of that first walk to the nurses’ station in the hallway and back again.

So that, dear readers, is why I have written so little in the last few weeks, and I hope I have not lost your interest completely. From today onwards I will do better and try once more to post new blogs a couple of times a week. Please enjoy.

PS No photos to go with this post; my knees were never very photogenic and I reckon pictures of long scars wouldn’t be as interesting as allowing your imaginations to run wild! Suffice to say the long scars are fading fast, and we can start looking forward to our next travel adventure.